I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Why wouldn't you just penis blast her?
I bet she'd rather you ate her out!!
Guys often underestimate the power of a good finger.
Best boss ever...
I'm gonna finger bang bang you into my life...
Anyone else assume that maybe the OP wasn't a male...?
This is almost better they tosh.0's "I'm gonna tongue punch your mother's fart box"
If she has a job, she's too old for that bullshit.
Best text I've seen in a long time.
I agree with sailor man
Ah, Lance romance you say the sweetest things
why does that sound so painful to me? *pass*
Oh yeah well I'll use my magic force field to block it and shoot it back at you
Dun dun da dun fingerblast! The strongest weapon Captian XY Finger has in his pleasurific arsenal. Get ready.
Mohave County = Lame
Coconino to be exact. :]