Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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