Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
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Dude, screw herpes, you could get malaria of the dick that way.
its probably not a bite.....
If you got a mosquito bite on your D- you're doing it wrong
i found herpes medication at your house
Yea ... it's herpes...don't be a fool
at least the mosquito got some action
*notes this down for future ideas*
5:41, stop dating such a bitch.
How can your dick get a mosquito bite during sex? You wouldn't think a mosquito could get in there, bite you, and get out between strokes. Did you stop for a bit with your dick just out like a mosquito lightning rod or something?
the good part about sex in a church is no mosquitoes. i've fucked in church twice- once in a sunday school room after hours, then once in a room behind the altar during sunday night services. i'm looking forward to hell. :)
i dunno i've tried sex on a trampoline and it is kinda difficult. there is alot of bouncing and nothing really for leverage. Plus if you don't have a blanket the burns can really hurt
*note to self - BUY TRAMPOLINE*
sex on a trampline sounds fun! haha, that is totally now on my list of to do's, along with sex in a church, and under a waterfall....
I hate all of you so much.
It's called foreplay guys..... was outside naked for like 2 hours... plenty of time to get bitten
Props to 12:04! O&A Rock!
While you're getting undressed, there's enough room for a lingering mosquito to bite you. Duh.
i got a bite on the bottom of my foot, and trampoline burns on just about everywhere last time i did that..
I so want to fuck on a trampoline now...
under a waterfall - would be very difficult, and not as sexy and romantic as it sounds.
Nice try 1:11 but that's highly unlikely.
so i heard you got herpes T/F
are you sure it's just a mosquito bite?
sex in a church?
I hope you're not running a radio show
Under a waterfall is not really all that great......its kinda sloppy and only looks good in movies. &&&& You better hope that it is only a bite......you may want to jump on over to planned parenthood and get tested for free. :-)
My boyfriend's cousin just got a trampoline and we spent a few nights at her place. My boyfriend was too scared to have sex on it with me, though.
You were so doing something wrong dude.
*puts on to do list*
now THAT my friend would be one fun night
That's AWESOME, I totally have wanted to do that for a while, now that I know it was worth it, I'm on it
valtrex valtrex valtrex
Lucky. Trampolinesex is like. . my goal in life.
combine this and bubble wrap sex and you have one hell of an evening
or girl on top bouncin works good too. its a good work out also haha
curious... but not quite sure of its plausibility.... hmm.... off to the drawing boards....
better hope its a mosquito bite
How would you have a mosquito bite on your dick if one, you were having sex and two, you didn't notice a bug land on your dick? Hmm
1:34, that's what she said...
I think that's called a wart my man
1:25 you weren't doing it right
i had sex on a trampoline, wasn't so great, just sounds cool.
are you sure you didnt mistake the bite for being your dick?
1:25- you gotta do it up near the edge so you can use the bar that the springs are attached to for leverage. You do get burns on your knees though.
this post is retarded
I hate all of you so much
yeah, not a mosquito bite. probably herpes.