Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
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Dude, screw herpes, you could get malaria of the dick that way.
*notes this down for future ideas*
i found herpes medication at your house
Yea ... it's herpes...don't be a fool
If you got a mosquito bite on your D- you're doing it wrong
its probably not a bite.....
at least the mosquito got some action
the good part about sex in a church is no mosquitoes. i've fucked in church twice- once in a sunday school room after hours, then once in a room behind the altar during sunday night services. i'm looking forward to hell. :)
5:41, stop dating such a bitch.
While you're getting undressed, there's enough room for a lingering mosquito to bite you. Duh.
How can your dick get a mosquito bite during sex? You wouldn't think a mosquito could get in there, bite you, and get out between strokes. Did you stop for a bit with your dick just out like a mosquito lightning rod or something?
*note to self - BUY TRAMPOLINE*
sex on a trampline sounds fun! haha, that is totally now on my list of to do's, along with sex in a church, and under a waterfall....
I hate all of you so much.
i dunno i've tried sex on a trampoline and it is kinda difficult. there is alot of bouncing and nothing really for leverage. Plus if you don't have a blanket the burns can really hurt
It's called foreplay guys..... was outside naked for like 2 hours... plenty of time to get bitten
so i heard you got herpes T/F
Props to 12:04! O&A Rock!
i got a bite on the bottom of my foot, and trampoline burns on just about everywhere last time i did that..
I so want to fuck on a trampoline now...
under a waterfall - would be very difficult, and not as sexy and romantic as it sounds.
Nice try 1:11 but that's highly unlikely.
You were so doing something wrong dude.
now THAT my friend would be one fun night
sex in a church?
I hope you're not running a radio show
are you sure it's just a mosquito bite?
combine this and bubble wrap sex and you have one hell of an evening
My boyfriend's cousin just got a trampoline and we spent a few nights at her place. My boyfriend was too scared to have sex on it with me, though.
valtrex valtrex valtrex
Under a waterfall is not really all that great......its kinda sloppy and only looks good in movies. &&&& You better hope that it is only a bite......you may want to jump on over to planned parenthood and get tested for free. :-)
curious... but not quite sure of its plausibility.... hmm.... off to the drawing boards....
better hope its a mosquito bite
That's AWESOME, I totally have wanted to do that for a while, now that I know it was worth it, I'm on it
*puts on to do list*
How would you have a mosquito bite on your dick if one, you were having sex and two, you didn't notice a bug land on your dick? Hmm
Lucky. Trampolinesex is like. . my goal in life.
or girl on top bouncin works good too. its a good work out also haha
1:34, that's what she said...
yeah, not a mosquito bite. probably herpes.
1:25 you weren't doing it right
i had sex on a trampoline, wasn't so great, just sounds cool.
are you sure you didnt mistake the bite for being your dick?
1:25- you gotta do it up near the edge so you can use the bar that the springs are attached to for leverage. You do get burns on your knees though.
I think that's called a wart my man
this post is retarded
I hate all of you so much