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I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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