Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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This is hilarious and so true! If you're offended by this, you should probably go for a run. You'll blow off some of your ill-placed anger AND take the jiggle out of your ass. Win win!
Oh no, fat people are not a race, religion, or culture... it is a choice... granted for SOME (and I am talking like 3% or less) it isn't... but the VAST MAJORITY make daily choices to be that way then expect to be treated with sensitivity. That is like an alcoholic begging for sympathy when chugging back a 40.
Ever notice, the last social group, which is still ok to put down, is fat people? You can't joke about race, gays, etc. But, you can sure as hell slam fat people.
Ummm except people think "what the HELL was he thinking?!" when the see pictures of her. Probably end up assuming your desperate as well. Oh wait, you most likely are.
They are always greatful
In Soviet Russia XL fat bitch keep you warm
If you're Obama, why don't you know how to spell your first name? Hmmm
Or 'their' instead of 'they're' or god forbid, 'there' really?!?!
I think it's funny how my bf dumped his then super skinny gf to be with me, an average sized girl. Guess the skinny ones don't always win. :)
Obama can suck my ass
Guess what? If you're a skinny guy with little to no muscle = NOT attractive. If you're average size with a beer gut and balding = not attractive. If you're under 5'10" you might be attractive, but you get disqualified because you're too short. so, figure it out, you're not Gods gift to the earth, get over yourself and leave people the hell alone!
I know way more fat ass guys than girls who don't give a fuck...if this bothers you so much put down the bag of chips and get your fat ass to the gym
12:04, you're an asshole.
You know what I love about this? That the guy writing it thinks that because his ex put on a few pounds that he somehow won something.
Alright 1228, you sure sound like a fat ass to me... Just sayin
But hey, I love fat people
10:12 that is disgusting, and you used karma the wrong way. if "karma is a bitch" then you should have said what she did to deserve getting pregnant, which you made unclear. Maybe you should look up the definition to the word because then you'll find out what kind of a bitch karma actually is by talking about your ex online and laughing about how she's pregnant. that's just sick.
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve of 12:46 message
Fat bitches should be sent to a faraway island to live alone with eachother doing fat bitch things
fat chicks need to be sent far away where no one can see them. Nothing brings the atmosphere of a bar down when a whale rolls in
Ha that's horrible
non nom nomm...fatties are funny. not sexy, but funny.
To 12:04 and supporters. . . . .cannot be done since fat chicks would eat each other for food. . . . .and not in an entertaining pornographic way.
not to mention, that you're probably going to end up bald and with a beer gut, so i wouldn't throw stones if i were you.
Demetri Martin joke!
tee hee... are people getting their wittle feelers hurt?
Maybe you can mask the pain with a candy bar.
you are all asses. why should it matter to you if someone is overweight? leavie it alone, it's not funny.
I like my guys w a beer belly not to big tho just enough to cuddle and w a beer in hand oh yea aint nuttin wrong w a country boy n a country girl who can drink beer together
I'm skinny, but i still find this offensive. who cares if someone has a little more meat on their bones, their still beautiful. everyones beautiful in their own way. just cause your an insecure ass doesnt give you the right to make fun of bigger girls. your prolly a pathetic jock who will in 10 years, be fat with a beer gut.
why cant people just be more accepting of others? learn to accept others who are unlike yourself, makes life a whole lot easier.
In Soviet Russia, XL girlfriends you!
12:37- I was just about to write that.
my friend Kevin says "fat sex is better than no sex"
My boyfriend's ex girlfrien turned into an XL ex gf. Haha it is the best because I'm waaay hotter.
12:35 must be a fatass bitch
12:59---->YOU A FUCKING IDIOT....I said I signed that I was "fat" so you wouldn't have to post something like "12:55 is fat"...you sad little moron! It's ok though, I don't wish for all retarded people to go to an island...I enjoy being smarter than you, probably richer and better dressed than you as well so fuck it...you got me...I'm fat.
Fatties are sooo last year.
- Rich Bitch.
This so happened to me my ex has gotten a lot bigger
It was awesome to be home for Xmas break and see That my ex gf that dumped me had turned in to my xl ex gf that dumped me.
I have your email you registered with....IIT'S SO FUCKING ON!!!
I bet 107 gives a mean beej, just make sure she does it after lunch or she might eat it.
Totally agree with 3:36. Couldn't have said it better myself
woahh 10:53----- harsh.
Idk why but 12:05 cracks me up...... I see "awesome pawsome" on every fucking TFLN
@ 1:27AM it's very possible you are hotter than your boyfriend's ex girlfriend, but based on your post, I'm guessing he lost out on the brains deparment.
This post made my day
Very true 12:04 .... Very true
agreed 12:04...couldn't have said it better myself!
fat girls shouldnt be around when im drinking
You got it 12:45! You are so right!
This totally hapened to my bf, hence his ex us HUGE, so yeah... He jut can't atop bragging bout me, which I'm way thiner n hot!!,,.... I loove seen her face each time we pass by, is just so awesome!!
I'd watch out if I were you...the fat population outnumbers as well as out weighs you....So go get fucked you ugly ass little punk.
Love- Random Fat Chick (that's for all that couldn't wait to chase with "12:55 is FAT"---YOU SAD LITTLE LOSERS!
I'm more concerned with posters' shitacular use of 'your' instead of 'you're'
there are some of us that aren't overweight that still find this offensive.
Your a sorry ass wipe. Stop living for others failures. Hey stamp my parking pass next time in in your parking garage.
its funny because its true
fat girls need lovin' as well. Wait, no they don't.
12:04 is my HERO
I'm a girl and I love this when I get dumped which is very rare, I run even more to shove it in their face, not get fat!
You called yourself a Fat Loser- LOL
Haha, I love seeing kids talk about how much they hate fat people. It's like their insecurities are on a pedastool. Why don't you assholes grow the fuck up and mature for God's sake. Enjoy the site and keep your worthless mouths shut.
i love it! then the fat ex sees you with someone hot and just goes and eats more haha
3:32 - your so fuckin full of yourself.
A little extra fluff is always good lol you really wanna cuddle with fuckin skin and bones??? Real smart dipshits lol
@2:46 you are an ass.
Hahahahahahhahahahaha that's so true, and then you look back and your like ew I didn't go out with that thing
but i hear XL girls are XLent in bed! They XL at keeping you warm.
This is so 814. I think the powers that be put something in the water. To find skinnier girls you need to head to 717 or the 412.
Hahaha booya! 12:04 preach on man. Preach on......
Sorry... the jist
fat people = people who make bad choices
That's the Ticket!
12:28 is def a fat girl because they're the only ppl that this would upset. And if you are a skinny girl you obviously shouldn't be reading any of these text you have no sense of humor!
@12:04 - Soooo wise.
"Only fat chicks are fat. Fat dudes arnt fat"-Peter Griffin. And hey what wrong with more couchin for the pushin haha
Dude it's the best! I know exactly what you mean
This is hilarious. If you're offended, oh well. Still funny.
Amen just found out yesterday my ex is pregnant....shes17. I still haven't stopped laughing!! Karma is a BITCH!
Don't knock it 'till you try it! Fatties will do some crazy, mind blowing shit in the bedroom!