You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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