And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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