is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
This is classic penis vs brain.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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