I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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