how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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