I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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