But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Randomize
