I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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