I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
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Why are there so many thumbs downs?? This made me ROFL!
HAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHA you're awesome
NO WAY! Another text about a girl making a metaphor for how much of a whore she is!! Wow but I feel like I've seen this somewhere already... In a different format. Weird indeed.
If it makes you feel better I've slept with most of the tools that work there :(
Hahaha wow....Thats lovelyy
10:22 tried to hard....KILLED IT
I see what you did there, 9:06. And I like it. A lot.
12:51 is a cunt. At least it's a good song...
how easy it is for girls to get laid i guess
Sad but funny
Why are pol bein douchebags this is funny don't hate
that's a little sad actually
it's funny 'cause it's true.
yeah 10:22. you doin too much. take lessons from 9:06.
i hope that took you a really long time you fanny bandit
9:42 - maybe if she spent more than 20 minutes with the guy she might realize he's a tool. That or if she ever met them sober.
You chose to sleep with them...
i know how she feels, sadly.
By association she is also a useless tool.
i can very much not so proudly say that about 90% of the dudes i've slept with belong in the tool shed of shame.
i don't get it, 9:06?
happens to the best of us at one point or another
Don't care what you prudes think...this was some funny shit!!!
10:22... you are so ugly people have to be wasted to sleep with you.. how sad
Is it really that hard to properly use "too" ?
2nd 9:54, i know from experience that it can take way longer than that to realize that a guy is a tool. and yes, the tools i've dealt with were always sober
HAHAH, goood job 9:06
that's funnnny ;)
i hoped you used your hardware.
hah, i tried..
im in boston, and i feel like this could have been me
11:59...Who the fuck cares?
Funniest TFLN I've ever read.
op mentioned home depot, 9:06 said thats Lowe, like low, only spelled it like Lowe's, another place that sells tools...wow.
Wow, so you're pathetic? Great text.
I don't see why people judge others on this site.
There is no identies. So you never really know who the person is.
This text is funny, and yeah just reading that might make someone think trashy, but that's not all there is to a person. One goddamned text doesn't dictate a persons character.
Get over your selves.
This site is here for a laugh not for people to judge.
I just hope you didn't get screwed to hard, or plowed to much, so maybe we can get hammered
hahahahahahahah 1:56 i love you....great song great song.
yes, 9:33, she did, but not everyone's true self shows all the time, it's just something everyone learns to accept. obviously she's not with those tools anymore for a reason
story of my life. ha and for anyone who is saying she is trashy or anything, seriously? get over yourself. what's the point of judging on here?
hahahahhahhahahhah I LIKE PUUSY
that girl is straight trashy
WOW WHERE DO U NEET THESE MEN U SHOULD KNOW BY NOW HAHA
hahah love it. and well played, 9:06.
12:51 doesn't have a lot on his plate.
this sounds like a premeditated line from a bad 11th grade verbal argument