i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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In Soviet Russia, pocket sandwiches carry you!
And by footlong, I mean a footlong vibrator that I stick in my ass.
Hahaha I like it. It makes me want a sandwich.
my mom gave me a toaster for christmas.... but im jewish... and it was december 5th at 3am..... drunk?? i think yess...
On the plus side you always have snacks...fatass.
gotta love 609 fatasses :)
Only the replies are funny. I can't believe this post is on here. What are the qualifications to have your post on here? Apparently you must be a moron...
Hahahaha that's funny
Napoleon dynomite style? Or to feed your dates???
stay classy new jersey
how the hell did this get on tfln...
Who wants to go see Leap Year this Friday?!?!?!?!?
OP - Please swallow a porcupine
im glad we had this conversation.
I carry my dog in my jacket pocket all the time. :))))))))))
This is sweet. Only if its a guy though. Not some fat chick
"Or to feed your dates???"
total 3rd rock from the sun reference... that show was awesome!
woah. i carry sandwiches in my sweat shirt pocket. nothing wrong with that! how does that make you a moron?!
My buddy dislocated his shoulder that way.
Haha I have never thought to carry around sandwiches
My rugby player housemate does that all the time. He eats so much it's quite unbelievable, yet he's probably a good 2 sizes smaller than his girlfriend.