i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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In Soviet Russia, pocket sandwiches carry you!
And by footlong, I mean a footlong vibrator that I stick in my ass.
Only the replies are funny. I can't believe this post is on here. What are the qualifications to have your post on here? Apparently you must be a moron...
my mom gave me a toaster for christmas.... but im jewish... and it was december 5th at 3am..... drunk?? i think yess...
On the plus side you always have snacks...fatass.
Hahaha I like it. It makes me want a sandwich.
gotta love 609 fatasses :)
OP - Please swallow a porcupine
Napoleon dynomite style? Or to feed your dates???
Hahahaha that's funny
Who wants to go see Leap Year this Friday?!?!?!?!?
how the hell did this get on tfln...
stay classy new jersey
I carry my dog in my jacket pocket all the time. :))))))))))
im glad we had this conversation.
This is sweet. Only if its a guy though. Not some fat chick
My buddy dislocated his shoulder that way.
"Or to feed your dates???"
total 3rd rock from the sun reference... that show was awesome!
woah. i carry sandwiches in my sweat shirt pocket. nothing wrong with that! how does that make you a moron?!
Haha I have never thought to carry around sandwiches
My rugby player housemate does that all the time. He eats so much it's quite unbelievable, yet he's probably a good 2 sizes smaller than his girlfriend.