i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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In Soviet Russia, pocket sandwiches carry you!
And by footlong, I mean a footlong vibrator that I stick in my ass.
Only the replies are funny. I can't believe this post is on here. What are the qualifications to have your post on here? Apparently you must be a moron...
my mom gave me a toaster for christmas.... but im jewish... and it was december 5th at 3am..... drunk?? i think yess...
Hahaha I like it. It makes me want a sandwich.
OP - Please swallow a porcupine
On the plus side you always have snacks...fatass.
gotta love 609 fatasses :)
Napoleon dynomite style? Or to feed your dates???
Hahahaha that's funny
Who wants to go see Leap Year this Friday?!?!?!?!?
I carry my dog in my jacket pocket all the time. :))))))))))
how the hell did this get on tfln...
stay classy new jersey
im glad we had this conversation.
This is sweet. Only if its a guy though. Not some fat chick
My buddy dislocated his shoulder that way.
"Or to feed your dates???"
total 3rd rock from the sun reference... that show was awesome!
woah. i carry sandwiches in my sweat shirt pocket. nothing wrong with that! how does that make you a moron?!
Haha I have never thought to carry around sandwiches
My rugby player housemate does that all the time. He eats so much it's quite unbelievable, yet he's probably a good 2 sizes smaller than his girlfriend.