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  • 99 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:50pm

    I'm a fabulous man! Don't HATE The Admiral

  • 88 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:34pm

    In Soviet Russia, pocket sandwiches carry you!

  • 80 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:32pm

    *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

  • 85 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:07pm

    Hahahaha that's funny

  • 84 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:12pm

    And by footlong, I mean a footlong vibrator that I stick in my ass. -1:09

  • 84 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:58pm

    Hahaha I like it. It makes me want a sandwich.

  • 80 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:57pm

    I carry my dog in my jacket pocket all the time. :))))))))))

  • 81 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:03pm

    On the plus side you always have snacks...fatass.

  • 77 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:13pm

    how the hell did this get on tfln...

  • 80 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:35pm

    Only the replies are funny. I can't believe this post is on here. What are the qualifications to have your post on here? Apparently you must be a moron...

  • 81 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:05pm

    my mom gave me a toaster for christmas.... but im jewish... and it was december 5th at 3am..... drunk?? i think yess...

  • 78 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:14pm

    gotta love 609 fatasses :)

  • 85 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:32am

    Napoleon dynomite style? Or to feed your dates???

  • 69 50
    Submitted by HannLynn on Jul 27, 10 at 12:11pm

    Same here.....hahaaaa

  • 73 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:04pm

    im glad we had this conversation.

  • 79 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:20pm

    stay classy new jersey

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:32pm

    This is sweet. Only if its a guy though. Not some fat chick

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:34pm

    woah. i carry sandwiches in my sweat shirt pocket. nothing wrong with that! how does that make you a moron?!

  • 77 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:09am

    "Or to feed your dates???" total 3rd rock from the sun reference... that show was awesome!

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:16am

    My buddy dislocated his shoulder that way.

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:36pm

    OP - Please swallow a porcupine

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:14pm

    Haha I have never thought to carry around sandwiches

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:07pm

    Who wants to go see Leap Year this Friday?!?!?!?!?

  • 71 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:58am

    My rugby player housemate does that all the time. He eats so much it's quite unbelievable, yet he's probably a good 2 sizes smaller than his girlfriend.