just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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