it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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