im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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I'd say you have quite a few steps before there is any chance of you getting laid.
You need to stop being a tool. Getting laid won't help you.
Buy a porn mag while you're there, it's the closest you're gonna get.
When you do something like this you might be a redneck
And you wonder why your still a virgin
So sad. So pathetic. Smh
Then first what you need is a miracle.
That's sad, not funny. Actually sad.