i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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