So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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