i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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