foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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i'm a girl and can get off in 3 minutes... don't judge
yeah the bride and groom on the cake could be holding drinks and texting
4:49 will you marry me
at least he got the foreplay/sex ratio correct
i'm male and a vigin, but i know that foreplay is /very/ important.
Haha, I told you 5:33.
Also why have sex for that long? You have to catch a bus home.
sounds like a good lunch break
why would you wanna fuck another guy in the ass?
lol well we will have to just see then wont we
5:49(2) my love where are youuu.
A night you'll never get back- Priceless
... no, i fail
Wow my mind has been fucked up by tv. I thought this was going to be a sex version of a Mastercard version, only to be deeply disappointed. I need more of a life.
take away your virginity
Are you a man or woman? Hm?
how old is the original 3 min girl?
Sex for only 3 mins?!? WTF is wrong with you?!!?
I'll marry you 5:47<3
90mph? you're gonna need to bring a lot of lube to our honeymoon because no amount of foreplay will get me wet enough to handle that kind of friction
No shower b4 putting the clothes back on? It does add more naked time!
hahaha good burger. and i told you that you didn't know me.
AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING
foreplay is /very/ important
i might have a 2 inch penis but i have standards they are low but i have them
No offense. You seem like a nice almost even funny girl (almost)...
but who would want a 3 min girl?!
Sounds like an awesome half-hour to me.
yeah why would you want to fuck me in the ass
looks are not important. fuckability is.
All I can say is... at least he cuddled.
i'm a dude
he's a dude
she's a dude
we're all dudes HAY
3 minutes? if this is a guy...did you even get her off?
what what, in the butt?
fuck this anonymous post shit now ill never find my wife
who would want a 3 minute girl? a 3 minute guy, that's who.
i have a slight boston accent if that's what you're looking for
i haven't worked on my proper english in a while you should help me ;O
Girls can get off more than once you know.
someone was taught proper time management as a child
Sex was only 3 minutes? Woww.
im 527 and 530 and i just texted you but it wasnt you. now there is massive confusion
you can't marry all three of us
yeah so about the wedding what do you look like
im the original 2 incher with a 90mph fastball lol
This is more of an "FML" post
Rupert Grint look alike theres nothing wrong with a ginge
5:53, I do not know. But I hope you have the accent, otherwise it's over.
Never mind, I want to marry 5:49 now.
It takes 5 minutes to put clothes back on?
well wether i say yes or no there is no reason for you to believe me but i dont blame you
i'd like to stick my penis into a vag to lose my virginity.
plus, foreplay is /very/ important
moc . syfaw . nagimod
Slitting you wrists: 30 seconds.
Screwing your sister at your funeral: TIMELESS!
YESS tHATS WHAT I WANT
this has to be the most confusing thread ever
foreplay is /very/ important.
5:35 you're not 5:26(2)
I'm not sure who is marrying who anymore. This thread is very fucking confusing
Wait, I'm confused now, are you 5:29, the same person as 5:27?
just post your yahoo name lol
very much confusing we should all post contact info and see what happens. gang bang somewhere
I love how people are speaking for me as 5:26(2)
THIS IS MY TFLN WEDDING.
agreed 506, i was waiting for the "priceless"
hope that's a quickie because if that's regular sex I feel bad for you...
GrintBoston on AIM
Yes, I love the Boston accent. I'd rather you keep it that way so I'm not going to help ;)
I, the original 3-minute girl, am from Philly. this might not work.
i'm down for that. how old are you?
i'm also the rupert grint lookalike <3
uh oh. people are impersonating my fiance? well just to clear the air, IIIII am the original 3-minute girl
Wondering who it was with... Priceless
The cost of that priceless.
Efficient. Get in, get out, get on with the day!
well the original fiance is from louisiana
fuck you 5:36(3) wow 3 at the same time really
If the sex is only 3 min then your doing it wrong
5:36(2), yes, lets get back to planning my tfln wedding
i said please......ill even use lube
Rupert Grint... I will let you fuck me in any hole you want if you talk dirty to me with your Boston accent :)
well i would fuck your brains out how is that for fuckability
So it's like the Rachel Ray of Sex?
30 minute meal or this.
what is this i don't even
im sure tfln would sponsor a wedding
they could sell their shit
boston. how do i sneak a url in here
it took you five mintues to get redressed?
nobody wants to marry me
i look like rupert grint
What is the consensus on foreplay
wait...three WHOLE minutes?
You stud you!
ok im sure i can 2 inch is pretty powerful at 90mph
okay the foreplay/sex ratio was correct, but the sex/cuddling ratio was definitely not!! could have gotten a lot more important things done in that 10 minutes.
5:27, I'm pretty sure you have the wrong person.
this was a note found in a car on "how to catch a predator"
ThreeMinGirl on AIM. just made it to talk to my romeo.
i think this post is getting out of hand i am so fucking confused
Oh and fuck the Yankees.
i doubt that are you from louisiana?
this guy is a tool
or a good friend who plans everyting
If he's that efficient, why in the world did it take him 5 minutes to get dressed?
526(2) i have a feeling i know exactly who you are, cuz you say that all the time
guys can last longer than 3 minutes?
I'm so confused I don't know who I am anymore
im sorta shocked you spent 7 whole minutes on foreplay
wait on sec your a virgin.....can i fuck you in the ass please
hey hey hey our wedding thank you
well the original 2 incher is getting off work and headed home. ttyl 3 min girl moc.oohay@allizkooheht backwards hit me up 3 min girl
I am from the philly area...maybe i could marrry you
why waste that much time on foreplay?
And it goes on like this.
please stop saying
foreplay is /very/ important
You go first 5:48, go go go.
@4:51: ONLY if you canget me off in 3 minutes. if not, i'll kick you out of bed for wasting my time and then finish myself.
fuck getting her off as long as he got his.
sounds like a prostitutes billable hours...
3 minutes...sorry bud
yeah ok it probally wouldn't even let you post that anyway
really 21 see it could be love at first post........or crazy fuck one of the two
5:27 then text me right now, i feel like you do know who i am
because i say that all the time
I'll never talk to you again (Unless your dad will suck me off)
I'll never talk to you again (Unless your mom will touch my cock)
I'll never talk to you again (Ejaculate into a sock)
I'll never talk to you again