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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:49pm

    i'm a girl and can get off in 3 minutes... don't judge

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:51pm

    4:49 will you marry me

  • 75 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:26pm

    what what, in the butt?

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:58pm

    yeah the bride and groom on the cake could be holding drinks and texting

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:38pm

    sounds like a good lunch break

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:35pm

    hahaha good burger. and i told you that you didn't know me.

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:06pm

    Wow my mind has been fucked up by tv. I thought this was going to be a sex version of a Mastercard version, only to be deeply disappointed. I need more of a life.

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:14pm

    90mph? you're gonna need to bring a lot of lube to our honeymoon because no amount of foreplay will get me wet enough to handle that kind of friction

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:23pm

    why would you wanna fuck another guy in the ass?

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:33pm

    i'm a dude he's a dude she's a dude we're all dudes HAY

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:04pm

    Also why have sex for that long? You have to catch a bus home.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:19pm

    All I can say is... at least he cuddled.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:37pm

    wow. hope that's a quickie because if that's regular sex I feel bad for you...

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:29pm

    it took you five mintues to get redressed?

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:34pm

    Haha, I told you 5:33.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:15pm

    lol well we will have to just see then wont we

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:14am

    Sex for only 3 mins?!? WTF is wrong with you?!!?

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:19pm

    No offense. You seem like a nice almost even funny girl (almost)... but who would want a 3 min girl?!

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:04pm

    who would want a 3 minute girl? a 3 minute guy, that's who.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:15pm

    someone was taught proper time management as a child

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:40pm

    Sex was only 3 minutes? Woww.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:43pm

    foreplay is /very/ important

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:33pm

    im 527 and 530 and i just texted you but it wasnt you. now there is massive confusion

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:52pm

    5:49(2) my love where are youuu.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:48pm

    I'll marry you 5:47<3

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:46pm

    i'm down for that. how old are you?

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:41pm

    yeah so about the wedding what do you look like

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:22pm

    Girls can get off more than once you know.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:53pm

    5:52 boston. how do i sneak a url in here

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:07pm

    ok im sure i can 2 inch is pretty powerful at 90mph

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:25pm

    take away your virginity

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:10pm

    agreed 506, i was waiting for the "priceless"

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:30pm

    If he's that efficient, why in the world did it take him 5 minutes to get dressed?

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:46pm

    this has to be the most confusing thread ever

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:48pm

    very much confusing we should all post contact info and see what happens. gang bang somewhere

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:00pm

    Yes, I love the Boston accent. I'd rather you keep it that way so I'm not going to help ;) -5:55

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:04pm

    6:00 GrintBoston on AIM

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:48pm

    you can't marry all three of us

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:21pm

    GUYS GUYS at least he got the foreplay/sex ratio correct i'm male and a vigin, but i know that foreplay is /very/ important.

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:11pm

    It takes 5 minutes to put clothes back on?

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:53pm

    well the original fiance is from louisiana

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:37pm

    fuck you 5:36(3) wow 3 at the same time really

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:42pm

    3 minutes? if this is a guy...did you even get her off?

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:00pm

    And it goes on like this.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:16am

    So it's like the Rachel Ray of Sex? 30 minute meal or this.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:09pm

    what is this i don't even

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:41pm

    i might have a 2 inch penis but i have standards they are low but i have them

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:39pm

    5:36(2), yes, lets get back to planning my tfln wedding

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:40pm

    Efficient. Get in, get out, get on with the day!

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:20pm

    foreplay? foreplay is /very/ important.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:09pm

    I'm so confused I don't know who I am anymore

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:55pm

    5:53, I do not know. But I hope you have the accent, otherwise it's over. -5:52

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:47pm

    I'm not sure who is marrying who anymore. This thread is very fucking confusing

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:48pm

    Wondering who it was with... Priceless

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:48pm

    uh oh. people are impersonating my fiance? well just to clear the air, IIIII am the original 3-minute girl

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:42pm

    looks are not important. fuckability is.

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:28pm

    i doubt that are you from louisiana?

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:03pm

    well the original 2 incher is getting off work and headed home. ttyl 3 min girl moc.oohay@allizkooheht backwards hit me up 3 min girl

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:40pm

    5:35 you're not 5:26(2)

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:38am

    This is more of an "FML" post

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:57pm

    A night you'll never get back- Priceless

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:16pm

    guys can last longer than 3 minutes?

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:49pm

    YESS tHATS WHAT I WANT

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:24pm

    yeah why would you want to fuck me in the ass

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:48am

    Rupert Grint look alike theres nothing wrong with a ginge

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:54pm

    I, the original 3-minute girl, am from Philly. this might not work.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:22pm

    wait on sec your a virgin.....can i fuck you in the ass please

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:51pm

    5:50 i'm also the rupert grint lookalike <3

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:35pm

    please stop saying foreplay is /very/ important fucking iritating.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:26pm

    i'd like to stick my penis into a vag to lose my virginity. plus, foreplay is /very/ important

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:55pm

    im sure tfln would sponsor a wedding they could sell their shit

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:12am

    Rupert Grint... I will let you fuck me in any hole you want if you talk dirty to me with your Boston accent :)

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:32pm

    If the sex is only 3 min then your doing it wrong

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:36am

    okay the foreplay/sex ratio was correct, but the sex/cuddling ratio was definitely not!! could have gotten a lot more important things done in that 10 minutes.

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:07pm

    What is the consensus on foreplay

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:04pm

    why waste that much time on foreplay?

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:50pm

    Never mind, I want to marry 5:49 now.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:46pm

    hey hey hey our wedding thank you

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:31pm

    5:30 ... no, i fail -5:21

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:39pm

    No shower b4 putting the clothes back on? It does add more naked time!

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:23pm

    i said please......ill even use lube

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:55pm

    Sounds like an awesome half-hour to me.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:59pm

    moc . syfaw . nagimod but backwards

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:47pm

    nobody wants to marry me i look like rupert grint

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:19pm

    wait...three WHOLE minutes? You stud you!

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:01pm

    ThreeMinGirl on AIM. just made it to talk to my romeo.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:55pm

    how old is the original 3 min girl?

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:30pm

    well wether i say yes or no there is no reason for you to believe me but i dont blame you

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:36pm

    i think this post is getting out of hand i am so fucking confused

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:56pm

    555 i have a slight boston accent if that's what you're looking for i haven't worked on my proper english in a while you should help me ;O -r.g.

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:32pm

    Are you a man or woman? Hm?

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:30pm

    Wait, I'm confused now, are you 5:29, the same person as 5:27?

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:54pm

    just post your yahoo name lol

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:49pm

    fuck this anonymous post shit now ill never find my wife

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:49pm

    You go first 5:48, go go go.

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:12pm

    AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:01pm

    I am from the philly area...maybe i could marrry you

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:29pm

    5:27 then text me right now, i feel like you do know who i am because i say that all the time

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:45pm

    I love how people are speaking for me as 5:26(2) THIS IS MY TFLN WEDDING. -5:26(2)

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:05pm

    @4:51: ONLY if you canget me off in 3 minutes. if not, i'll kick you out of bed for wasting my time and then finish myself.

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:57pm

    really 21 see it could be love at first post........or crazy fuck one of the two

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:27pm

    526(2) i have a feeling i know exactly who you are, cuz you say that all the time

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:30pm

    I'll never talk to you again (Unless your dad will suck me off) I'll never talk to you again (Unless your mom will touch my cock) I'll never talk to you again (Ejaculate into a sock) I'll never talk to you again

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:49pm

    im the original 2 incher with a 90mph fastball lol

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:43pm

    well i would fuck your brains out how is that for fuckability

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:28pm

    5:27, I'm pretty sure you have the wrong person. -5:26(2)

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:54pm

    Oh and fuck the Yankees.

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:46pm

    this guy is a tool or a good friend who plans everyting

  • 31 56
    Submitted by chloekidney on Dec 21, 10 at 10:42am

    im sorta shocked you spent 7 whole minutes on foreplay

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:29pm

    The cost of that priceless.

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:40pm

    sounds like a prostitutes billable hours...

  • 38 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:23pm

    3 minutes...sorry bud

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:58pm

    this was a note found in a car on "how to catch a predator"

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:36pm

    foreplay is /very/ important

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:29pm

    Slitting you wrists: 30 seconds. Screwing your sister at your funeral: TIMELESS!

  • 39 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:50pm

    yeah ok it probally wouldn't even let you post that anyway

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:47pm

    fuck getting her off as long as he got his.