foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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i'm a girl and can get off in 3 minutes... don't judge
yeah the bride and groom on the cake could be holding drinks and texting
Haha, I told you 5:33.
4:49 will you marry me
5:49(2) my love where are youuu.
at least he got the foreplay/sex ratio correct
i'm male and a vigin, but i know that foreplay is /very/ important.
A night you'll never get back- Priceless
sounds like a good lunch break
take away your virginity
lol well we will have to just see then wont we
Sex for only 3 mins?!? WTF is wrong with you?!!?
Also why have sex for that long? You have to catch a bus home.
why would you wanna fuck another guy in the ass?
fuck this anonymous post shit now ill never find my wife
No shower b4 putting the clothes back on? It does add more naked time!
All I can say is... at least he cuddled.
Are you a man or woman? Hm?
Wow my mind has been fucked up by tv. I thought this was going to be a sex version of a Mastercard version, only to be deeply disappointed. I need more of a life.
3 minutes? if this is a guy...did you even get her off?
... no, i fail
Sounds like an awesome half-hour to me.
Girls can get off more than once you know.
AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING
i might have a 2 inch penis but i have standards they are low but i have them
foreplay is /very/ important
90mph? you're gonna need to bring a lot of lube to our honeymoon because no amount of foreplay will get me wet enough to handle that kind of friction
how old is the original 3 min girl?
Never mind, I want to marry 5:49 now.
you can't marry all three of us
I'll marry you 5:47<3
This is more of an "FML" post
No offense. You seem like a nice almost even funny girl (almost)...
but who would want a 3 min girl?!
i have a slight boston accent if that's what you're looking for
i haven't worked on my proper english in a while you should help me ;O
i'm a dude
he's a dude
she's a dude
we're all dudes HAY
someone was taught proper time management as a child
hahaha good burger. and i told you that you didn't know me.
Efficient. Get in, get out, get on with the day!
im 527 and 530 and i just texted you but it wasnt you. now there is massive confusion
what what, in the butt?
yeah why would you want to fuck me in the ass
looks are not important. fuckability is.
yeah so about the wedding what do you look like
i'd like to stick my penis into a vag to lose my virginity.
plus, foreplay is /very/ important
Sex was only 3 minutes? Woww.
5:53, I do not know. But I hope you have the accent, otherwise it's over.
uh oh. people are impersonating my fiance? well just to clear the air, IIIII am the original 3-minute girl
It takes 5 minutes to put clothes back on?
Rupert Grint look alike theres nothing wrong with a ginge
moc . syfaw . nagimod
who would want a 3 minute girl? a 3 minute guy, that's who.
YESS tHATS WHAT I WANT
I'm not sure who is marrying who anymore. This thread is very fucking confusing
Slitting you wrists: 30 seconds.
Screwing your sister at your funeral: TIMELESS!
im the original 2 incher with a 90mph fastball lol
very much confusing we should all post contact info and see what happens. gang bang somewhere
I love how people are speaking for me as 5:26(2)
THIS IS MY TFLN WEDDING.
agreed 506, i was waiting for the "priceless"
what is this i don't even
The cost of that priceless.
this has to be the most confusing thread ever
Oh and fuck the Yankees.
5:35 you're not 5:26(2)
5:36(2), yes, lets get back to planning my tfln wedding
hope that's a quickie because if that's regular sex I feel bad for you...
Yes, I love the Boston accent. I'd rather you keep it that way so I'm not going to help ;)
just post your yahoo name lol
okay the foreplay/sex ratio was correct, but the sex/cuddling ratio was definitely not!! could have gotten a lot more important things done in that 10 minutes.
I, the original 3-minute girl, am from Philly. this might not work.
well wether i say yes or no there is no reason for you to believe me but i dont blame you
So it's like the Rachel Ray of Sex?
30 minute meal or this.
ThreeMinGirl on AIM. just made it to talk to my romeo.
Wait, I'm confused now, are you 5:29, the same person as 5:27?
nobody wants to marry me
i look like rupert grint
If the sex is only 3 min then your doing it wrong
GrintBoston on AIM
i'm down for that. how old are you?
foreplay is /very/ important.
i said please......ill even use lube
im sure tfln would sponsor a wedding
they could sell their shit
Wondering who it was with... Priceless
it took you five mintues to get redressed?
this was a note found in a car on "how to catch a predator"
i'm also the rupert grint lookalike <3
well the original fiance is from louisiana
boston. how do i sneak a url in here
Rupert Grint... I will let you fuck me in any hole you want if you talk dirty to me with your Boston accent :)
fuck you 5:36(3) wow 3 at the same time really
5:27, I'm pretty sure you have the wrong person.
well i would fuck your brains out how is that for fuckability
If he's that efficient, why in the world did it take him 5 minutes to get dressed?
ok im sure i can 2 inch is pretty powerful at 90mph
wait...three WHOLE minutes?
You stud you!
well the original 2 incher is getting off work and headed home. ttyl 3 min girl moc.oohay@allizkooheht backwards hit me up 3 min girl
hey hey hey our wedding thank you
i doubt that are you from louisiana?
What is the consensus on foreplay
I'm so confused I don't know who I am anymore
i think this post is getting out of hand i am so fucking confused
fuck getting her off as long as he got his.
this guy is a tool
or a good friend who plans everyting
I am from the philly area...maybe i could marrry you
526(2) i have a feeling i know exactly who you are, cuz you say that all the time
guys can last longer than 3 minutes?
really 21 see it could be love at first post........or crazy fuck one of the two
wait on sec your a virgin.....can i fuck you in the ass please
And it goes on like this.
You go first 5:48, go go go.
please stop saying
foreplay is /very/ important
im sorta shocked you spent 7 whole minutes on foreplay
3 minutes...sorry bud
why waste that much time on foreplay?
yeah ok it probally wouldn't even let you post that anyway
5:27 then text me right now, i feel like you do know who i am
because i say that all the time
sounds like a prostitutes billable hours...
@4:51: ONLY if you canget me off in 3 minutes. if not, i'll kick you out of bed for wasting my time and then finish myself.
I'll never talk to you again (Unless your dad will suck me off)
I'll never talk to you again (Unless your mom will touch my cock)
I'll never talk to you again (Ejaculate into a sock)
I'll never talk to you again