foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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i'm a girl and can get off in 3 minutes... don't judge
yeah the bride and groom on the cake could be holding drinks and texting
at least he got the foreplay/sex ratio correct
i'm male and a vigin, but i know that foreplay is /very/ important.
4:49 will you marry me
sounds like a good lunch break
why would you wanna fuck another guy in the ass?
Also why have sex for that long? You have to catch a bus home.
Haha, I told you 5:33.
Wow my mind has been fucked up by tv. I thought this was going to be a sex version of a Mastercard version, only to be deeply disappointed. I need more of a life.
lol well we will have to just see then wont we
... no, i fail
Are you a man or woman? Hm?
5:49(2) my love where are youuu.
A night you'll never get back- Priceless
hahaha good burger. and i told you that you didn't know me.
take away your virginity
how old is the original 3 min girl?
I'll marry you 5:47<3
Sex for only 3 mins?!? WTF is wrong with you?!!?
foreplay is /very/ important
90mph? you're gonna need to bring a lot of lube to our honeymoon because no amount of foreplay will get me wet enough to handle that kind of friction
Sounds like an awesome half-hour to me.
i might have a 2 inch penis but i have standards they are low but i have them
yeah why would you want to fuck me in the ass
No shower b4 putting the clothes back on? It does add more naked time!
looks are not important. fuckability is.
No offense. You seem like a nice almost even funny girl (almost)...
but who would want a 3 min girl?!
AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING
i'm a dude
he's a dude
she's a dude
we're all dudes HAY
fuck this anonymous post shit now ill never find my wife
3 minutes? if this is a guy...did you even get her off?
who would want a 3 minute girl? a 3 minute guy, that's who.
All I can say is... at least he cuddled.
i have a slight boston accent if that's what you're looking for
i haven't worked on my proper english in a while you should help me ;O
Sex was only 3 minutes? Woww.
someone was taught proper time management as a child
what what, in the butt?
It takes 5 minutes to put clothes back on?
Rupert Grint look alike theres nothing wrong with a ginge
Girls can get off more than once you know.
Never mind, I want to marry 5:49 now.
yeah so about the wedding what do you look like
5:53, I do not know. But I hope you have the accent, otherwise it's over.
im 527 and 530 and i just texted you but it wasnt you. now there is massive confusion
This is more of an "FML" post
this has to be the most confusing thread ever
just post your yahoo name lol
im the original 2 incher with a 90mph fastball lol
you can't marry all three of us
i'd like to stick my penis into a vag to lose my virginity.
plus, foreplay is /very/ important
foreplay is /very/ important.
moc . syfaw . nagimod
agreed 506, i was waiting for the "priceless"
Slitting you wrists: 30 seconds.
Screwing your sister at your funeral: TIMELESS!
i'm also the rupert grint lookalike <3
well wether i say yes or no there is no reason for you to believe me but i dont blame you
GrintBoston on AIM
I love how people are speaking for me as 5:26(2)
THIS IS MY TFLN WEDDING.
YESS tHATS WHAT I WANT
very much confusing we should all post contact info and see what happens. gang bang somewhere
I'm not sure who is marrying who anymore. This thread is very fucking confusing
The cost of that priceless.
i'm down for that. how old are you?
Wait, I'm confused now, are you 5:29, the same person as 5:27?
hope that's a quickie because if that's regular sex I feel bad for you...
Yes, I love the Boston accent. I'd rather you keep it that way so I'm not going to help ;)
uh oh. people are impersonating my fiance? well just to clear the air, IIIII am the original 3-minute girl
5:35 you're not 5:26(2)
5:36(2), yes, lets get back to planning my tfln wedding
Efficient. Get in, get out, get on with the day!
If the sex is only 3 min then your doing it wrong
Wondering who it was with... Priceless
I, the original 3-minute girl, am from Philly. this might not work.
well i would fuck your brains out how is that for fuckability
well the original fiance is from louisiana
fuck you 5:36(3) wow 3 at the same time really
boston. how do i sneak a url in here
i said please......ill even use lube
im sure tfln would sponsor a wedding
they could sell their shit
So it's like the Rachel Ray of Sex?
30 minute meal or this.
Rupert Grint... I will let you fuck me in any hole you want if you talk dirty to me with your Boston accent :)
what is this i don't even
it took you five mintues to get redressed?
nobody wants to marry me
i look like rupert grint
ok im sure i can 2 inch is pretty powerful at 90mph
5:27, I'm pretty sure you have the wrong person.
wait...three WHOLE minutes?
You stud you!
i think this post is getting out of hand i am so fucking confused
okay the foreplay/sex ratio was correct, but the sex/cuddling ratio was definitely not!! could have gotten a lot more important things done in that 10 minutes.
this was a note found in a car on "how to catch a predator"
What is the consensus on foreplay
this guy is a tool
or a good friend who plans everyting
ThreeMinGirl on AIM. just made it to talk to my romeo.
I'm so confused I don't know who I am anymore
If he's that efficient, why in the world did it take him 5 minutes to get dressed?
wait on sec your a virgin.....can i fuck you in the ass please
Oh and fuck the Yankees.
hey hey hey our wedding thank you
526(2) i have a feeling i know exactly who you are, cuz you say that all the time
well the original 2 incher is getting off work and headed home. ttyl 3 min girl moc.oohay@allizkooheht backwards hit me up 3 min girl
why waste that much time on foreplay?
guys can last longer than 3 minutes?
I am from the philly area...maybe i could marrry you
im sorta shocked you spent 7 whole minutes on foreplay
And it goes on like this.
You go first 5:48, go go go.
i doubt that are you from louisiana?
@4:51: ONLY if you canget me off in 3 minutes. if not, i'll kick you out of bed for wasting my time and then finish myself.
please stop saying
foreplay is /very/ important
sounds like a prostitutes billable hours...
fuck getting her off as long as he got his.
5:27 then text me right now, i feel like you do know who i am
because i say that all the time
3 minutes...sorry bud
really 21 see it could be love at first post........or crazy fuck one of the two
yeah ok it probally wouldn't even let you post that anyway
I'll never talk to you again (Unless your dad will suck me off)
I'll never talk to you again (Unless your mom will touch my cock)
I'll never talk to you again (Ejaculate into a sock)
I'll never talk to you again