So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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