he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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