dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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