Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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*Steve Irwin voice* "This thick bush is the perfect habitat for crabs!!!"
Oh grow up. It's not unnatural.
Babies and old people shitting on themselves is "not unnatural"...nasty as hell, but not unnatural
that's what ya get for hooking up with hippies
that muff is too rough
True hunter fears no forest!
kill it! kill it with fire!!!
What's scary? Never seen one or hacked your way through one before?
shave yours and hope she follows your lead
By calling it the 'enchanted forest' maybe? Problem is, she might take it as a compliment.
Tell her that It's like sticking your face in a brillo pad.
SHAVE THAT SHIT!
you should try bobbypinning her pubes. or braiding them.
Buy her a "Shaving is Caring" Hallmark Card
Who fired the gardener
Demi Moore made full on bushes fashionable in the 80s. Now that cougars are in style I'm guessing it's making a comeback.
Ughhh fuckin nasty bro! Give her a big ole Chewbacca roar!
I actually think I know this girl!
Like your mom!
I hate when the bush is way overgrown. The hair will actually pull inside during sex and make it feel like your fucking a dried up old granny. If your not gonna shave, at least trim. Just sayin...
Just like that. She will thank you trust me.
Puke! Should of just sat on the corner on the bed and jerked off instead.
She the one that plucks your nipple hair in the shower?