I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
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been there done that, terrible
She's not talking about getting an actual Pap smear... I remember a girl saying something similar to me when I had been biting my nails a lot and then fooling around occurred.
I think we go to the same doctor
i had to close my legs the min. i read that.
Why won't they just keep their nails short?!?
I am so glad I have never had a painful pap smear, I have had to have a transvaginal ultrasound, and that is like being raped by a dildo wielding lesbian
This made me curl up in the fetal position and cry.
Oh yea, that shit happens all the time. Happened to me like 10 times this year.
And when you came back to get a checkup and prescription for your birth control did he say he lost a copy of your papsmear so you'd either have to take it again or get overthecounter pills? yeahhh god damn captain hook.
at least it was edward scissorhands...
Hey 5:12, practice on a canteloupe. We pay you enough to figure out how to stick a giant effing q tip up a vag...is that your excuse in bed too?
jagged nails are not the business
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That is hilarious! I laughed so hard I think I peed a little.
Last one I had felt like Edward Scissorhands put in the speculum. Talk about a nasty pinch. Ugg...
wow, thats happened to me before... horrible stuff.
1:50 the dildo wielding lesbian raping you kinda turned me on.
omg! i know how you feel! i hate going to the gyno it always hurts...if i didnt need to keep my uterus baby proof i'd stop going
well thats not a pleasant feeling.
eww I hurt down there just reading this!
Ouch. I guess you should be glad he didn't throw in a rectal exam, too.
Reading that made me cringe and curl up in a little ball. OW!!!
Yea well I'm a Gynecologist...it's fucking tough, lay off.
oh god... oh god!!! ouch!
Thats a good night....for Captain Hook!
that would be unpleasant.
Seriously, 5:12, it's your job. If you suck at it, don't make your patients pay. It's hard enough without a shitty doctor.
I can't stop grinning. Any second now my little brother is going to ask me what's so funny and I REALLY don't want to explain it to him.
that sucks where did you go because i will be sure not to go there but tell girls i hate that the dr is great!!!
yeeea clifton whaaaaaaaaaaaat
owww. the thought makes my vagina hurt.