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  • 80 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:53pm

    been there done that, terrible

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:50pm

    This made me curl up in the fetal position and cry.

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:30am

    I think we go to the same doctor

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:32pm

    1:50 the dildo wielding lesbian raping you kinda turned me on. Fail?

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:09pm

    She's not talking about getting an actual Pap smear... I remember a girl saying something similar to me when I had been biting my nails a lot and then fooling around occurred.

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:51pm

    well thats not a pleasant feeling.

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:03pm

    at least it was edward scissorhands...

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:26pm

    i had to close my legs the min. i read that.

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:47am

    Why won't they just keep their nails short?!?

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:28am

    omg! i know how you feel! i hate going to the gyno it always hurts...if i didnt need to keep my uterus baby proof i'd stop going

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:50pm

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! That is hilarious! I laughed so hard I think I peed a little. Love it!

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:12pm

    Yea well I'm a Gynecologist...it's fucking tough, lay off.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:14am

    Last one I had felt like Edward Scissorhands put in the speculum. Talk about a nasty pinch. Ugg...

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:32pm

    Reading that made me cringe and curl up in a little ball. OW!!!

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:41pm

    jagged nails are not the business

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:54am

    Oh yea, that shit happens all the time. Happened to me like 10 times this year.

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 2:34am

    Ouch

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:00pm

    Hey 5:12, practice on a canteloupe. We pay you enough to figure out how to stick a giant effing q tip up a vag...is that your excuse in bed too?

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:05pm

    And when you came back to get a checkup and prescription for your birth control did he say he lost a copy of your papsmear so you'd either have to take it again or get overthecounter pills? yeahhh god damn captain hook.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:50pm

    eww I hurt down there just reading this!

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:37pm

    Thats a good night....for Captain Hook!

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:50am

    I am so glad I have never had a painful pap smear, I have had to have a transvaginal ultrasound, and that is like being raped by a dildo wielding lesbian

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:04pm

    yeeea clifton whaaaaaaaaaaaat

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:40pm

    oh god... oh god!!! ouch!

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:11pm

    that would be unpleasant. ouch.

  • 56 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:36am

    that sucks where did you go because i will be sure not to go there but tell girls i hate that the dr is great!!!

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:02am

    Ouch. I guess you should be glad he didn't throw in a rectal exam, too.

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:15am

    wow, thats happened to me before... horrible stuff.

  • 53 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:45pm

    I can't stop grinning. Any second now my little brother is going to ask me what's so funny and I REALLY don't want to explain it to him.

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:07am

    owww. the thought makes my vagina hurt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:16am

    Seriously, 5:12, it's your job. If you suck at it, don't make your patients pay. It's hard enough without a shitty doctor.