Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
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I know I should be horrified, and I am, I swear..... but I REALLY want to know what step 2 was going to be.
3:39 #1: So, ANY chick who gets this drunk is a "dumb bitch" and anything done to her while she's blacked out is "her problem," while any guy who gets wasted is... well, wasted. Your ignorance is disturbing.
hopefully step 2 is washing the shit off your fingers in the bathroom sink AFTER she pushes her bowels in her sleep
1:26--i like how you jump on the dumbass bandwagon...wtg!
absolutely fucking hilarious
2:50 Sure, if you want to take this as a joke, then that's fine. But there are plenty of sick people in the world who do actually do this and the more we laugh at it instead of saying it is wrong, the more they think its okay to do.
hahahah fucking hilarious.
Disturbing, but really fuckin' funny.
Obviously a joke for some, and a mental retardation in others.....
its a jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee stop flipping out. 4:11 you're a piece of shit. and roofies happen.
.......no no, get two thumbs in there, like the Fonz. Heyyyyyyy
you are correct 2:13 sexual assault isn't funny...........its fucking hilarious!!!!!! I am sure they were 100% serious too thats what makes it so great!!! (I hope someone is picking up on the sarcasm)
3:08 there are plenty of awareness websites out there.....this is a humor website which you clearly do not understand......so stay off of our and we will stay off of yours
for all you dipshitsw that are taking this up your ass holes, chillax! its a fucking joke.
and by the way i love surprise sex! hahaha
until it gets posted here...then everybody will noe that some dumb bitch got a thumb in her ass. whatever, she'll realize it 2morro..
either going for the bowling ball or the six pack carry.........insert thumb into vagina
fuck step one lets hit step 3
Yeah. You all think this is hilarious until your sister/girlfriend/mom gets "sleep assaulted"....by another jack ass who also found the idea funny and thus ok.
you follow that up with a cuntpunch, of course
the girl woke up and punched his junk...like she should
i like how some people say this is simply a text between friends and they were just having fun...no, this is a text between friends that got published on a website that is viewed by a LOT of people, some of which will probably take this as ACTUAL advise and try it to someone else....this is bad. verrry bad.
people who think this is funny, are the ones with the shitty sense of humor (no pun intended)
I'm a lady, and I think this is fucking hilarious.
dailystrength is where all you people with no sense of humor belong not TFLN
STEP 2?????????? lmao!
Ohh, my area code... lmfao
but technically you won't know if you're offended or not until after you've read it....
step 2 is to stretch it enough that you can put a small nicnack into her and leave it there. A single bead will work, but you can also use things like pen caps, a single coin, and a ball bearing.
no... some people deserved to get raped.... like other rapists
I'm going to use your nose as a penis warmer.
That's a riot. So, what's step 2?
Step TWO: Put a ping pong ball in her arse.
Watch the glazed expression of utter surprise when she emerges from the toilet.
Jokes are rarely funny when removed from context.
Step 2! Please! Just tell me step 2!
i think this might be illegal. yeah vegas!
Holy crap, shut up you bunch of pussies and go change your tampons already.
Obviously it's a joke. Who the fuck is going to sneak 3 fingers (yes, 3; index, middle and ring) in to a sleeping chicks clacker without her waking up!? Some of you need 3 fingers in your own rectum so you can wake the fuck up too.
you people are sick misogynists.
yeah... sexually assaulting a passed out, defenseless woman.
Like 3:43...if you can FIT 3 fingers in a girl's ass I'm going to assume she's already a fan of anal and stretched for the occasion.
5:27- get friendssss
oh vegas i'm so proud
bahaha only in vegas
that's sexual assault brotha
leave it to other rapists to defend this
Why do people who get offended by shit like this even look at this website? If it offends you, don't fucking read it. Pretty simple solution.
Can't believe somebody so sick lives in my city.
What sort of person gets on their high horse on a texts from last night website? I applaud all the people that just came into this replies section and had a good laugh.
ha ha ha ha
What was step 2?!?!
Haha never pass out in the 702!!! I swear I know u fools it's McPot hit me up
something tells me that the people yelling RAPIST at this joke are probably also defending David Letterman
how much did I drink??? What did we do??? and why does my ass hurt????
sexual assault isnt funny
"Sexual assault is funny. Girls who are drunk deserve it. Women should be perfect with no flaws and they shouldn't talk too much but just be there to provide any level of sex the man wants." Thanks, guys. I'm a virgin and now that I know how men really feel? I plan to stay that way.
hahaha 2:37 !! I definitly just got a good laugh out of that !
reall 204 in vegas you think this is as SICK as it gets????
I'm a chick and I find this freaking hilarious.... Now for step two....
no i am not...i loath letterman.
THREE FINGERS? Gentle, that can't ever be.
everyones missing the point
what happened next?
This story will only end in tears.
A: if you don't think this shit is funny, stop reading. Simple
B: how can three fingers up the shitter ever be gentle?
sexual assault is always funny. lighten up.
if more people had a sense of humor life would be so much better......2:33 it is a joke.....learn to laugh a lil, you may eventualy dress normal and stop cutting yourself
Aw man, everyone shut the fuck up and jam your fingers IN DA BUTT!
GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!!!!!
"Sexual assault is funny. Girls who are drunk deserve it. Women should be perfect with no flaws and they shouldn't talk too much but just be there to provide any level of sex the man wants." Thanks, guys. I'm a virgin and now that I know how men really feel? I plan to stay that way. 6:10
You can totally tell this is a fat chick.
Virgin, NOT by choice.
Ok this was my text and it was totally meant as a joke niether of us are rapists so everybody just chill out
What happens in Vegas....stays in Vegas...
never punch a man in the junk.....dont you know how much that hurts? you girls are so insensitive. ha ha
Step 3: profit
wow talk about a bunch of prudes....get on ebay and find a sense of humor.
ok whats step 2 lmao
this should never have been posted. ever.