I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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