I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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