is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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