i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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