question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos