I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again