What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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