It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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