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  • Well guys never buy me flowers so why should I give them blowjobs?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:54pm
  • This is actually very true. My boyfriend gets me flowers and and I give him a blow job... it works for us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:55pm
  • There is no "battle of the sexes." Women should be property. Enough said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:15am
  • Shows her dedication!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:31pm
  • Of rather be ate out instead of flowers anyday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:17pm
  • If you buy something to gain a sexual favor, you haven't earned that sexual favor. Why don't you do something useful for her instead of adding one more thing she has to take care of and clean up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:48pm
  • shit, my boyfriend buys me flowers all the time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:22am
  • Why do guys find it so sexy for women to swallow?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:43pm
  • good. let's disspell the myth that girls are feeble-minded for flowers, chocolate, jewelry, and stuffed animals, that you get whatever you want if you buy them things. i'm not a prostitute. i'm not easily distracted by shiny things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:37am
  • dear jesus i hope so

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:52pm
  • Girls get flowers and chocolates on Valentine's Day, guys get bjs and steak. Fact. Of. Life

    Submitted by sparkyroser on Jan 20, 10 at 9:50pm
  • This is off a movie or those somee facebook bumper stickers or somethin.. Be original

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:23pm
  • Sometimes I wonder if all these offers for sexual favors are written by men. Do these women really have such low self-esteem that they think men will like them more for being sexually available?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:30am
  • if my boyfriend goes down on me, i go down on him. that's the equivalent. flowers or no flowers, he'd better go down on me too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:19pm
  • American whore is a great scent. Quit your judging

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:22am
  • It's a dominance thing, and it feels better because you don't break up the pace that made us cum to begin with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:26pm
  • giving blowjobs is always fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:20pm
  • I love it when my wife wakes me with a Morning Glory!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:15pm
  • This was taken from someecards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:55pm
  • Real, honest reciprocal sex doesn't hinge on the buying of material things. I'm going to hate on you 10:24 because you sound retarded. You think that's being open with your sexuality?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:26pm
  • hey 10:00, i'll blow you if you even just have ONE rose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Buy the shirt at foulmouthshirts . c o m I have it and my wife loves it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:57am
  • I don't get flowers, nor do I give blowjobs. Correlation?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:21pm
  • i like to make my boyfriend happy too but i dont go around offering to every guy i see. an if i did..THEN i would have no respect for myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:39pm
  • so if flowers are like blowjobs... what's like a handjob?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Holly shit this is the exact same shit they should add to a halmark card. Shibby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:02am
  • @2:55. If it takes you hours to eat out a girl you're not doin it right. Want advice? Because I'm a 10 year veteran of goin down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:42am
  • a lot of women here don't like giving BJ's. Meet the cat ladies....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:59am
  • yeah... this sort of batte of the sexes humor wasn't funny two decades ago, isn't any funnier now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:26am
  • She said that's why I only get them on special occasions! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:38pm
  • only if the flowers vibrate

    Submitted by dsnid on Jun 12, 11 at 3:21pm
  • Okay, we need to end this assumption that all women like flowers. What's the appeal of uprooted plantlife and generic romance? Personalize that shit if you have to. Tomato plant, herbs, bamboo, bonsai, whatever. Hell, even ficus. But remember, it's a FUCKING PLANT. It dies in three days.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Fuck flower but if I'm going down so is he!! Flower aren't = blowjobs!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Agreed I would get my gf flowers ... I would get her the whole damn rose bush!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:01pm
  • I wish every girl knew this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:01pm
  • This is deff a someecard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:56pm
  • 1230 Nothing to do with self esteem. It's called putting out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:48am
  • Haha.. yes. Now, I don't have to do that ever again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:52pm
  • 4:49, just how small is your penis that you have so much anger at the world?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:00am
  • My bf owes me a hell of alot of blowjobs :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:40pm
  • That was a funny bumper sticker on facebook ages ago.... way to go originality! :|

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:48pm
  • 2:55, if it takes you "hours" to get her off, you're not doing it right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Such a great quote! True too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:48am
  • 1020 If you think that's fun you don't respect yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:29pm
  • No, I don't mind giving blowjobs, but it shouldn't be just *expected.* Especially for dumbass flowers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:35pm
  • wtf? flowers don't require any thought or planning 10:24. you don't get a pass for being stupid because you have a vagina omg! just like mine!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:42pm
  • i <3 giving blowjobs. why is that a big deal. the guys love it, and i get off on them getting off because of me. everyone wins. btw, lilies are ten times better than roses. d:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Just lettin ya know 10:29

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:32pm
  • If a girl gives me a bj then she needs to finish the job! If not, all she gets is stems:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:30pm
  • this is stolen from a fucking facebook bumper sticker hahahah LAME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:30pm
  • This was a someecard. Plagiarism.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Morning deep throat road head is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:29am
  • I dont get flowers and i still give bjs!!! I feel like im gettin cheated in this world...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Sep. 24 11:39 I agree with you, I rather have something useful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:18am
  • You reek of American whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:08am
  • FIRST!!!! Oh wait...... never mind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:05pm
  • no, they require far less thought and planning. you dont have to go to the store and buy a blowjob then keep it in water so it doesnt wilt. ergo, blowjobs should be given much more freely than flowers. and by the way yes this is a girls opinion so no hating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:24pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:33pm
  • I came on some flowers once, best of both worlds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:03pm
  • flowers suck get the bithc some chocolate. always works

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Ill give a bjer for free :) any takers??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:10am
  • hey 9:54 give me a blow job and i will hand pick 5 dozen roses for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:00pm
  • 10:20 I was talking about 10:19

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:31pm
  • 10:10-- your place or mine?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:30pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:28am
  • u give me a blowjob ill eat ur vagina for hours!!! yum yum yum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:55am
  • Ur mom gives me blowjobs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:54pm
  • woo! let's hear it for women who don't like flowers! for the record, i hate stuffed animals and perfume too. what's the point?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:39pm
  • 10:00 (1) deal. wanna meet in the middle, so to speak?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:04pm
  • 12 10 whats your number

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:43am
  • Wow 6:27 is a whore!!! Sorry but if ur that desperate you must be the only one that thinks ur so good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:40pm
  • ive seen this quote like 20 times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:11pm
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