i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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Well guys never buy me flowers so why should I give them blowjobs?
This is actually very true. My boyfriend gets me flowers and and I give him a blow job... it works for us.
There is no "battle of the sexes." Women should be property. Enough said.
If you buy something to gain a sexual favor, you haven't earned that sexual favor. Why don't you do something useful for her instead of adding one more thing she has to take care of and clean up.
dear jesus i hope so
This is off a movie or those somee facebook bumper stickers or somethin.. Be original
Why do guys find it so sexy for women to swallow?
good. let's disspell the myth that girls are feeble-minded for flowers, chocolate, jewelry, and stuffed animals, that you get whatever you want if you buy them things. i'm not a prostitute. i'm not easily distracted by shiny things.
if my boyfriend goes down on me, i go down on him. that's the equivalent.
flowers or no flowers, he'd better go down on me too.
It's a dominance thing, and it feels better because you don't break up the pace that made us cum to begin with.
Shows her dedication!!
Girls get flowers and chocolates on Valentine's Day, guys get bjs and steak. Fact. Of. Life
shit, my boyfriend buys me flowers all the time...
giving blowjobs is always fun
Buy the shirt at foulmouthshirts . c o m I have it and my wife loves it
Sometimes I wonder if all these offers for sexual favors are written by men. Do these women really have such low self-esteem that they think men will like them more for being sexually available?
hey 10:00, i'll blow you if you even just have ONE rose
so if flowers are like blowjobs... what's like a handjob?
This was taken from someecards.
I don't get flowers, nor do I give blowjobs.
i like to make my boyfriend happy too but i dont go around offering to every guy i see. an if i did..THEN i would have no respect for myself
Real, honest reciprocal sex doesn't hinge on the buying of material things. I'm going to hate on you 10:24 because you sound retarded. You think that's being open with your sexuality?
Of rather be ate out instead of flowers anyday
yeah... this sort of batte of the sexes humor wasn't funny two decades ago, isn't any funnier now.
@2:55. If it takes you hours to eat out a girl you're not doin it right.
Want advice? Because I'm a 10 year veteran of goin down.
I wish every girl knew this
a lot of women here don't like giving BJ's. Meet the cat ladies....
American whore is a great scent. Quit your judging
Holly shit this is the exact same shit they should add to a halmark card. Shibby.
Fuck flower but if I'm going down so is he!! Flower aren't = blowjobs!!
I love it when my wife wakes me with a Morning Glory!
She said that's why I only get them on special occasions!
This is deff a someecard
1230 Nothing to do with self esteem. It's called putting out.
flowers suck get the bithc some chocolate. always works
only if the flowers vibrate
I dont get flowers and i still give bjs!!!
I feel like im gettin cheated in this world...
1020 If you think that's fun you don't respect yourself
6:27 send me a pic of u at 8324750377
4:49, just how small is your penis that you have so much anger at the world?
Such a great quote! True too
My bf owes me a hell of alot of blowjobs :)
No, I don't mind giving blowjobs, but it shouldn't be just *expected.* Especially for dumbass flowers.
Okay, we need to end this assumption that all women like flowers. What's the appeal of uprooted plantlife and generic romance? Personalize that shit if you have to. Tomato plant, herbs, bamboo, bonsai, whatever. Hell, even ficus. But remember, it's a FUCKING PLANT. It dies in three days.
2:55, if it takes you "hours" to get her off, you're not doing it right.
Haha.. yes. Now, I don't have to do that ever again.
Agreed I would get my gf flowers ... I would get her the whole damn rose bush!
this is stolen from a fucking facebook bumper sticker hahahah LAME.
This was a someecard. Plagiarism.
If a girl gives me a bj then she needs to finish the job! If not, all she gets is stems:)
Ill give a bjer for free :) any takers??
Morning deep throat road head is awesome
You reek of American whore.
Just lettin ya know 10:29
your place or mine?
no, they require far less thought and planning. you dont have to go to the store and buy a blowjob then keep it in water so it doesnt wilt. ergo, blowjobs should be given much more freely than flowers.
and by the way yes this is a girls opinion so no hating.
i <3 giving blowjobs. why is that a big deal. the guys love it, and i get off on them getting off because of me. everyone wins. btw, lilies are ten times better than roses. d:
hey 9:54 give me a blow job and i will hand pick 5 dozen roses for you
That was a funny bumper sticker on facebook ages ago.... way to go originality! :|
Sep. 24 11:39 I agree with you, I rather have something useful.
FIRST!!!! Oh wait...... never mind.
I came on some flowers once, best of both worlds
12 10 whats your number
Ur mom gives me blowjobs
u give me a blowjob ill eat ur vagina for hours!!! yum yum yum
10:20 I was talking about 10:19
wtf? flowers don't require any thought or planning 10:24. you don't get a pass for being stupid because you have a vagina omg! just like mine!
woo! let's hear it for women who don't like flowers! for the record, i hate stuffed animals and perfume too. what's the point?
Wow 6:27 is a whore!!! Sorry but if ur that desperate you must be the only one that thinks ur so good!
wanna meet in the middle, so to speak?
ive seen this quote like 20 times