i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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Well guys never buy me flowers so why should I give them blowjobs?
This is actually very true. My boyfriend gets me flowers and and I give him a blow job... it works for us.
There is no "battle of the sexes." Women should be property. Enough said.
If you buy something to gain a sexual favor, you haven't earned that sexual favor. Why don't you do something useful for her instead of adding one more thing she has to take care of and clean up.
dear jesus i hope so
This is off a movie or those somee facebook bumper stickers or somethin.. Be original
if my boyfriend goes down on me, i go down on him. that's the equivalent.
flowers or no flowers, he'd better go down on me too.
good. let's disspell the myth that girls are feeble-minded for flowers, chocolate, jewelry, and stuffed animals, that you get whatever you want if you buy them things. i'm not a prostitute. i'm not easily distracted by shiny things.
shit, my boyfriend buys me flowers all the time...
It's a dominance thing, and it feels better because you don't break up the pace that made us cum to begin with.
Shows her dedication!!
so if flowers are like blowjobs... what's like a handjob?
giving blowjobs is always fun
Girls get flowers and chocolates on Valentine's Day, guys get bjs and steak. Fact. Of. Life
Buy the shirt at foulmouthshirts . c o m I have it and my wife loves it
hey 10:00, i'll blow you if you even just have ONE rose
Sometimes I wonder if all these offers for sexual favors are written by men. Do these women really have such low self-esteem that they think men will like them more for being sexually available?
This was taken from someecards.
Of rather be ate out instead of flowers anyday
I don't get flowers, nor do I give blowjobs.
Why do guys find it so sexy for women to swallow?
Real, honest reciprocal sex doesn't hinge on the buying of material things. I'm going to hate on you 10:24 because you sound retarded. You think that's being open with your sexuality?
i like to make my boyfriend happy too but i dont go around offering to every guy i see. an if i did..THEN i would have no respect for myself
I wish every girl knew this
a lot of women here don't like giving BJ's. Meet the cat ladies....
yeah... this sort of batte of the sexes humor wasn't funny two decades ago, isn't any funnier now.
@2:55. If it takes you hours to eat out a girl you're not doin it right.
Want advice? Because I'm a 10 year veteran of goin down.
American whore is a great scent. Quit your judging
I love it when my wife wakes me with a Morning Glory!
She said that's why I only get them on special occasions!
Fuck flower but if I'm going down so is he!! Flower aren't = blowjobs!!
Holly shit this is the exact same shit they should add to a halmark card. Shibby.
This is deff a someecard
only if the flowers vibrate
6:27 send me a pic of u at 8324750377
Such a great quote! True too
I dont get flowers and i still give bjs!!!
I feel like im gettin cheated in this world...
2:55, if it takes you "hours" to get her off, you're not doing it right.
1230 Nothing to do with self esteem. It's called putting out.
flowers suck get the bithc some chocolate. always works
4:49, just how small is your penis that you have so much anger at the world?
Okay, we need to end this assumption that all women like flowers. What's the appeal of uprooted plantlife and generic romance? Personalize that shit if you have to. Tomato plant, herbs, bamboo, bonsai, whatever. Hell, even ficus. But remember, it's a FUCKING PLANT. It dies in three days.
Agreed I would get my gf flowers ... I would get her the whole damn rose bush!
My bf owes me a hell of alot of blowjobs :)
1020 If you think that's fun you don't respect yourself
This was a someecard. Plagiarism.
this is stolen from a fucking facebook bumper sticker hahahah LAME.
No, I don't mind giving blowjobs, but it shouldn't be just *expected.* Especially for dumbass flowers.
Haha.. yes. Now, I don't have to do that ever again.
If a girl gives me a bj then she needs to finish the job! If not, all she gets is stems:)
hey 9:54 give me a blow job and i will hand pick 5 dozen roses for you
Ill give a bjer for free :) any takers??
your place or mine?
You reek of American whore.
Ur mom gives me blowjobs
i <3 giving blowjobs. why is that a big deal. the guys love it, and i get off on them getting off because of me. everyone wins. btw, lilies are ten times better than roses. d:
Sep. 24 11:39 I agree with you, I rather have something useful.
That was a funny bumper sticker on facebook ages ago.... way to go originality! :|
Morning deep throat road head is awesome
no, they require far less thought and planning. you dont have to go to the store and buy a blowjob then keep it in water so it doesnt wilt. ergo, blowjobs should be given much more freely than flowers.
and by the way yes this is a girls opinion so no hating.
12 10 whats your number
FIRST!!!! Oh wait...... never mind.
I came on some flowers once, best of both worlds
Just lettin ya know 10:29
u give me a blowjob ill eat ur vagina for hours!!! yum yum yum
wtf? flowers don't require any thought or planning 10:24. you don't get a pass for being stupid because you have a vagina omg! just like mine!
woo! let's hear it for women who don't like flowers! for the record, i hate stuffed animals and perfume too. what's the point?
10:20 I was talking about 10:19
Wow 6:27 is a whore!!! Sorry but if ur that desperate you must be the only one that thinks ur so good!
wanna meet in the middle, so to speak?
ive seen this quote like 20 times