I just made out with a guy for $7.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
two words: eviction party
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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