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  • 95 50
    Submitted by drunko on May 2, 10 at 5:29pm

    Now is this a mailbox full of beers or of beer? Big difference

  • 79 55
    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 2, 10 at 7:21pm

    I've never heard the words "leftover beer" together in one sentence

  • 65 38
    Submitted by acousticshay on May 3, 10 at 1:29am

    West Virginians know how to party.

  • 72 52
    Submitted by RadMuffin on May 2, 10 at 5:12pm

    4:28 you're a fucking idiot.

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Soviet_Russia on May 3, 10 at 12:37am

    I agree completely with 12:20.

  • 53 44
    Submitted by wafflesontheroof on May 2, 10 at 6:29pm

    Hahahaa\nDrunk

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 10 at 10:34pm

    Is it rude to play mw2 while my bf fucks me from behind

  • 52 50
    Submitted by cat_man on May 2, 10 at 11:23pm

    I don't think that counts Smoky, she didn't 'hear' it. ;D

  • 50 46
    Submitted by bartenderjenn on May 2, 10 at 9:37pm

    What was he smoking when he wrote this text

  • 50 48
    Submitted by atibh on May 3, 10 at 7:15am

    gotta love the 304

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 10 at 12:20am

    AIDS

  • 51 53
    Submitted by SmokyMcPot on May 2, 10 at 11:04pm

    hey purple, what about: I ate the left overs with a beer

    • 49 43
      Submitted by purpleispretty on May 2, 10 at 11:23pm

      I said 'together'. Leftover beer 'together' in a sentence

  • 49 50
    Submitted by yeah_im_shy on May 3, 10 at 1:22am

    Not to bad to be the USPS. Rain, snow, sleet, and beer. Those tipsy mailmen will perservere.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by oranges1615 on May 3, 10 at 12:54am

    Light weight

  • 42 41
    Submitted by geordan on May 2, 10 at 6:29pm

    Okay what I don't understand is why the moderate section is only filled with old texts that have allready been posted.

    • 41 45
      Submitted by purpleispretty on May 2, 10 at 7:23pm

      Because idiots resubmit them to be annoying.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by NUWANDA on Jul 12, 10 at 11:44pm

    I KNOW YOU, TEXT POSTER. YOU KNOW MY SISTER! xD Lololol