i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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I hope you didn't murder anyone that night because your DNA is everywhere.
You're fired right this SECOND!
I like to eat pizza and drink too. Just Hold the puke please! Havent we all peed somewhere strange? Damn, now I'm FIRSTY!