susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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