Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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