There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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