Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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Why the fuck do people not get what OP is?? It's original poster. Why use the fucking website if you don't know the terminology. Go to fucking urban dictionary next time, fucktard.
Oh my god, they severed your penis and left it in Denver?!?!?!
Hmm yea, not so funny...maybe if you were Will Farrell
Duurrrrrrrrrrrrr hyuck hyuck! Why do they let stupid fucking bullshit like this through?? Fuck you, op.
at least that fug Rachel in the American Apparel ads isn't on this page!
my penis is not in denver.
If u dnt no y ppl on websites abbr. then GTFO
I live in Denver !!!
Your a penis
Why do you have to abreviate? Is it to hard to friken spell original poster? Really, not that difficult.
Sounds like something my boyfriend would say to me. :/
What's urban dictionary?
In soviet Russia penis comes to you!!
COME TO DENVER FOR THE PENIS.
I don't think I'm a humor elitist thinking this is just another douchebag hitting on girls who have zero interest in him.
OP... sorry, bro. That is not the line that gets you laid.
The flight has a LAYover in Philly for ur x first
That's funny. Fuck the world, but mostly just the humor elitists that fucking troll this place..
Haha Me too
my penis resides in the bahamas
Wish I lived in Denver so I could buy this tshirt