Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
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lobbed..or hurled it like a 16th century trebuchet
Why would they kick you out? They love it when retards like you waste all their money!
I wonder how pissed the stripper was wen she found out all that was in there were expired coupons for mcdonalds and 23 cents.
Replace threw with chucked* or flung* and this would be even better.