it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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