i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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