seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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