So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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