My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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