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  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 11, 10 at 4:31pm

    Dude is treating you right. Does it really need to be the case he lied to you?

  • Submitted by randomname on Dec 11, 10 at 7:06pm

    You are an idiot. Expect him to lie to you every chance he gets since all he has to do is bring your big ass food and give you a couple licks to get away with it. Dumb ass

    • Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Dec 12, 10 at 1:31am

      Why did this get so many thumbs down? It's the truth! You're letting him buy his way into your love and you just accept it without a care as to how shitty he's treating you? Wow, people these days.

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        Submitted by all_nighter on Dec 12, 10 at 2:26am

        you guys are over reacting. what if it was just a stupid lie? like telling her he needed to study for his finals so he couldnt hang out that night, but really he went to play COD with his friends?

  • Submitted by Stark1111 on Dec 12, 10 at 4:02am

    Gosh, it's like a dude can't just be a gentleman for its own sake.

  • Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 11, 10 at 10:16pm

    My priorities would be a little different but hey, to each their own

  • Submitted by olivelady on Dec 12, 10 at 3:43am

    How has no one else mentioned that she called the sandwich a "sammie"...

  • Submitted by SimplySondheim on Dec 12, 10 at 9:20am

    Sammie? Who are you, Rachael Ray?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 10 at 4:27pm

    Nmmmm nmm nmmmm

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Dec 12, 10 at 6:41pm

    its always good to hear about when guys figure out that their tongue isnt just for talkin....flick that bean

  • Submitted by emmikitten on Dec 12, 10 at 11:21pm

    Jealous. \nI hope my boyfriend sees this!

  • Submitted by Bootscity69 on Dec 12, 10 at 3:03am

    Who honestly cares that much... She got something out of his sorry ass!!\n\nGo you!

  • Submitted by secondsucks on Dec 12, 10 at 9:30pm

    Am I the only one considering that this was referring to him being sweet before admitting to lying about something, rather than after? Unless, of course, that's what TheHedgehog meant.

  • Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 11, 10 at 10:25pm

    He didn't even fuck you. Fired!

    • Submitted by delirio on Dec 12, 10 at 3:56pm

      oral sex works better for apologies, me thinks.

  • Submitted by bbycakes33 on Dec 11, 10 at 7:48pm

    Wow, asssss waxxx(:

    • Submitted by said8ED on Dec 12, 10 at 12:33am

      hahaha, wtf!

  • Submitted by Panther82 on Dec 13, 10 at 12:28am

    Fuck yes. Marry that man!

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Dec 11, 10 at 5:09pm

    Lie > love? You need to get something straight and stop pretending to be asleep.

  • Submitted by lolo1985 on Dec 12, 10 at 12:12am

    Fake! Because why the fuck would he be crawling into your bed in the morning wouldn't he already be in the bed?

    • Submitted by oiseau on Dec 12, 10 at 12:47am

      Really? He could have crawled into bed after being out all night and lied about where he was.

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    Submitted by H8torade on Dec 13, 10 at 1:55am

    Fail lol

  • Submitted by getwhatuget on Dec 13, 10 at 5:15pm

    when did all the over sensative hippies start flooding tfln. this one is awesome...and hilarious. get over yourselves and stop handing out advice on this website...losers!

  • Submitted by megannkreegs on Dec 11, 10 at 9:46pm

    haha marry him

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    Submitted by almostwhite on Dec 15, 10 at 1:45pm

    Did no one else pick up on the fact that this was in the morning?... mouths aren't the only thing with morning breath. He must have been really sorry.