The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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The took a downhill turn when he ordered a Cosmo in the first place.
Got that right he might as well just wear a pink hat at the bar with it
The words "his" and "cosmo" should never be in the same sentence.
And then it got really bad when you used bacon to stir you mimosa.
Ashburn VA represent!
Got your pink panties on to match that pink hat? Pillow biter.