You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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