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  • whoopi goldberg lives in marlboro. that's kinda sweet. and johnny depp almost bought a house there. there are always the somewhat-celebrity tourists. that's not our ONLY claim to fame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:40am
  • john leclair........best claim to fame from VT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:32am
  • it's really funny if you live in vermont. because it's fucking true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:49pm
  • Woodchuck, Magic Hat, Lost Trail, Harpooon...Fuck the bakery

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:51pm
  • vermont isnt lame. it has the only state capitol without a mcdonalds :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:48pm
  • why are we ignoring the fact that this text is not funny at all?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Phish, Grace Potter and Magic Hat Brewery. I call that success.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:11pm
  • sorry that vermont is that lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:30pm
  • maybe it is out there in the flatland, but Vermont won the contest. fair and square. your proof dont mean shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:19am
  • 1. it is called Creemes. and they are better than any other ice cream... ever! 2. Maple is better from VT 3. Woodchuck, Switchback, Magic Hat, Otter Creek, Long Trail... need i say more?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:39pm
  • i want proof, give it to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:25am
  • VT is beautiful. Wouldn't want to live there because it's too remote and too quiet, but it's a great place for scenery, skiing, Lake Champlain, etc. Plus it's socially progressive. Yeah, overall VT FTW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:10am
  • Maple syrup is actually wherever maple trees grow, but good try, 8:39.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:48pm
  • Why are you guys trying to convince people that Vermont is awesome?! If we say it sucks, no flat-landers will move here.... There is nothing good about Vermont! *wink* stay in Jersey!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:37pm
  • hmmm switchback....drool....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:03am
  • WHATTTT THERE ARE SO MANY AWESOME THINGS IN VERMONT THIS PERSON IS PROBABLY A SUPER FUCK FROM MASS. what a retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:11am
  • 8:41 WIN and i do love me some been and jerrys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:22pm
  • Didn't even know that bakery existed. But Mia Farrow's brother who had an art gallery in way the hell also killed himself a week ago so famous shit doesn't last around here. Also, Maple Syrup from Canada might as well be Log Cabin so fuck that. VT<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:06am
  • Lame as shit

    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 6, 10 at 9:06am
  • wow, 12:04. when did you live in vt? because i still live here. yes, it existed, and yes, it was owned by sandra bullock's sister. nice try though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:47pm
  • fyi, quite a few celebs have homes in VT!! just this week i saw Harvey Kietel in Stowe!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:44pm
  • HELLO Ben and Jerry's!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:09pm
  • no! i like how people are defending vt. and that there are bumper stickers encouring vt to secede. out of all the states with a Springfield, vt was voted as the one to host the opening of the Simpsons Movie. needless to say, LOTS of free donuts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:52pm
  • seriously... who needs Sandra Bullock's sister's bakery when you have ben & jerrys??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:40pm
  • creemees is their word for soft-serve. and they are very adamant about calling it that. it's a little weird

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:03pm
  • cabot cheese and best east coast skiing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:38pm
  • not to mention a ton of great microbreweries...and your obsession with creemees which i swear is just regular ice cream.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:48pm
  • or the fact that that is where the real Simpson's Springfield is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:36pm
  • yeah pass out the proof please

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:35am
  • i would give ben and jerry's to PA since they learned how to make ice cream at Penn State

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:26pm
  • ...she has 2 shops in austin, just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:01pm
  • yeah johnny depp and whoopi goldberg both live in either vermont or new hampshire, i can't remember which.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:03pm
    • Johnny Depp had planned on moving to Brattlboro. He had hired people to work there and everything. He just never actually moved in.\n\nI've seen Whoopi walking around before in Brattlboro too. She doesn't live there but she shops there. She likes it when people talk to her, but not in an obsessive way.

      Submitted by Caekbake on Apr 29, 10 at 9:40pm
  • not to mention Ben and Jerry's ice cream, maple syrup, or Burlington Coat Factory

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:34pm
  • wow dont be so negative. vermont is actually a really great place!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:48am
  • where the fuck is the proof, bitch?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:56am
  • I thought it was in Vergennes?!??!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:29pm
  • almost every state has a REAL springfield but springfield, il actually has a shelbyville near by

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:57am
  • BEN AND JERRY'S (and the real springfield is in Oregon).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:09am
  • Maple syrup is Canadian, Burlington Coat Factory is from New Jersey, and the Simpsons' Springfield is clearly not Vermont or any other actual Springfield. But you've still got the ice cream boys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:39pm
  • Vermont is the weed-smokinest state in the union(per capita)! of course it's the best everyone's stoned. 2VR!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:23pm
  • oh no! i remember that place! wow i'm really sad now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:52am
  • i do want proof. give it to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:05am
  • woah 10:38...best east coast skiing is in maine. let's get real here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:56am
  • the bakery never existed. it was made up. i lived in montsuckalot for 10years and can tell you it was never there. there was a famous (by vt standards) but no one cool like sandra bullock owned. sorry vt, nice try tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:04pm
  • WTF IT DID? how the hell do i live in Montpelier without knowing this. fml

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Yeah you suck a fucking cock...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:17am
  • ilovermont <3 btw, johnny depp sold his house. but whoopi is still here. and we have some pretty awesome olympic medalists from vermont!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:42am
  • the springfield from the simpsons is clearly springfield, il. end of story. if you want proof, i'll give it to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:18am
  • yo Matt Dillon got arrested here, Karl Lagerfeld has a house in Grand Isle, and that hockey dude lives in Burlington (he was chewbacca for halloween, gave out full sized butterfingers NBD).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 6:38pm
  • lol, this is not funny at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:10pm
  • @830 (im 237pm) - yes. i grew up in VT... I can say, I KNOW VT SUCKS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:01pm
  • the house from Bettlejuice is in VT.. yeah. VT still sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:37pm