she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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Wow. Way to generally care about someone. Regardless if it's just a hookup, when someone's throwing up, you're supposed to make sure they're alright and send them on their way safely. It blows that standards are set so low that the OP represents the norm, and everyone praises the "nice" guy who is REALLY doing whats normal.
classy 5:37. ever heard the term TMI?
I'd say don't fuck her, she seems a bit too far past gone.
Aweeee, 3:54, did 2:22 hurt your feelings? :(
It also blows that the most considerate action to be expected is to not be used for sex in that state.
5:37 no one cares. get some friends.
mouth wash -> sexy time.
Logically, you should actually be asking the person throwing up what they want to do, not someone else via text message.
Of course logic is lost on some people.
sex is overrated?!?!?!?!?! yeah right, obv you dont get laid. i love sex! and im hornyyyyy ;)
cum in her mouth and make her puke again
pump 'em and dump 'em.
What to do, what to do...
Would burying her naked body in the garden be too extreme?
good question, i often wonder about this
agree with 11:09. and if she threw up on herself, only sex from behind.
apparently the correct answer is BJ... fuck you RN
Dont take advantage of girls.
End of story.
Don't respond with stupid, pathetic arguements. Checking back is low on my priority list of life.
Agreed, 2:23. Sex is overrated anyway.
5:37 That was sarcasm. Learn it.
Get some hand lotion, smear it on ur cock and give hit the dirt road, I would also be donkey punching the puke outta her too, that way I'm satisfied and she's satisfied, I'd give her the best A2M she has ever had!!
If you both puke it's fair game in my book...
yeah lets argue about lame stuff
5:23 Aw, someone's butthurt.
ask her who the father is. If she tells, then fuck her
I hurt your mom's vaginal feelings. I also didn't care about her or send her on her way safely either. Whore.
ask for a handjob and then cum on her face
2:22 I posted your response on a message about a guy throwing up. Tsk tsk, amazingly obvious which gender is here more.
After throwing up, def only anal.
Seriously @2:22 Thank you everyone for making the OP the norm! Because now I am the nice guy that girls love. Thank you all for enriching my sex life.